Bad Idea.

I am trying to read Twilight, just to see what the hype is all about.

Unfortunately, I just finished reading Couch a few hours ago, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Switching to Twilight is jarring. Like eating strawberries and whipped cream and then trying to eat a tub of frosting.

Oh, and on page 7, page fricking 7, there is a perfect brown fingerprint. Flipping through the book, there's at least one more. There is no goddamn way some moronic gothlette left a bloody fingerprint in a fluffy vampire book, yet I'm still suspicious. Gross gross gross. Did I just scratch my eye after touching the grubby vampire book? Gah.