Me and my big mouth.

I think it's hilarious when I sift through myspaces and I find old guy friends who are still single but have a million attractive girls posting comments anywhere they can cram them. Hi-lar-i-ous. I can name three off the top of my head, although it was the one I just found that clinched it.

Is it okay for me to find my gas station attendants adorable? Like not an "I want to get to know you better" adorable, but an "Awww, he forgot which side my gas cap is on, and can't do mental math" adorable. Totally okay, right? I want to pat them on the head and tell them it's okay to make the same mistakes over and over again. As I pulled away, I saw the guy who was checking traffic for me (oh Japanese gas stations, I'll miss you) pulled a long, low bow. 90 degree angle, at least five seconds long. I thought I was going to crash, I was looking in my rearview mirror for so long. Man, he might be a new guy, but he takes his job seriously.